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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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pearlkillers:

mpdrolet:

Kyler Deutmeyer

OH
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theonewithprincessconsuela:

this recipe is vegan paleo raw gluten free fat free sugar free oil free and low carb its called grass

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bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

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deanvictorr:

2nd March 2013
please by myself
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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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